Transformers 2: Revenge of The Fallen is on the way. One of the reasons to watch this movie is because Megan Fox is in it. Now, let's know about this chick for a bit. They said beauty doesn't match with brain, so let's hear some of Megan Fox famous quotes, and you decide....
Megan Fox on Toilet Ettiqutte
�I�m horrible to live with. I don�t clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, �Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn�t flush.�
- FHM, June 2007
Megan Fox On Vocabulary
�I don�t want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson � who I have nothing against, but I don�t want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every single SAT word I�ve every learned to prove, like, �Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.� I don�t want to have to do that. I resent having to prove that I�m not a retard � but I do. And part of it is my own fault.�
- Esquire Magazine, June 2009
Megan Fox on High School Musical
�Ok, well let me tell you what [High School Musical] is really about. High School Musical is about this group of boys who are all being molested by the basketball coach, who is Zac Efron�s dad. It�s about them struggling to cope with this molestation. And they have these little girlfriends, who are their beards. Oh, and somehow there�s music involved. You have to get stoned to watch it.
- Esquire Magazine, June 2009
Megan Fox on Boys
�Robert Pattinson and Zac � they�re just too pretty with the big hair and the suits. And Rob is, what, 22? Zac is 21? That�s a joke. Boys in their twenties are a waste of time. They have nothing to offer conversationally; they�re immature. I feel like I have a better shot with someone in his thirties.�
- Elle, June 2009
Megan Fox on Toilet Ettiqutte
�I�m horrible to live with. I don�t clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, �Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn�t flush.�
- FHM, June 2007
Megan Fox On Vocabulary
�I don�t want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson � who I have nothing against, but I don�t want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every single SAT word I�ve every learned to prove, like, �Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.� I don�t want to have to do that. I resent having to prove that I�m not a retard � but I do. And part of it is my own fault.�
- Esquire Magazine, June 2009
Megan Fox on High School Musical
�Ok, well let me tell you what [High School Musical] is really about. High School Musical is about this group of boys who are all being molested by the basketball coach, who is Zac Efron�s dad. It�s about them struggling to cope with this molestation. And they have these little girlfriends, who are their beards. Oh, and somehow there�s music involved. You have to get stoned to watch it.
- Esquire Magazine, June 2009
Megan Fox on Boys
�Robert Pattinson and Zac � they�re just too pretty with the big hair and the suits. And Rob is, what, 22? Zac is 21? That�s a joke. Boys in their twenties are a waste of time. They have nothing to offer conversationally; they�re immature. I feel like I have a better shot with someone in his thirties.�
- Elle, June 2009
Megan Fox on Zac Efron
�Zac Efron is my obsession, we�re the same person. We�re not actually here, it�s like Janet and Michael Jackson. He just puts on his wig and a dress, and it�s me, and you don�t know that. It�s one of the greatest mysteries of all time.�
- GQ Man of the Year Event 2008
Megan Fox on Her �Brian� Tattoo
"I wouldn�t regret [my "Brian" tattoo] if we weren�t together. I can always have a kid and name him Brian. There are options.�
- FHM, June 2007
Megan Fox on Simba
�Starscream is the sexiest Transformer. [Why?] �Cause he just is. Why is Simba [from 'The Lion King'] sexy? He just was. Maybe it was because Jonathan Taylor Thomas was the voice. I can�t tell you. It�s something I just feel.�
- Virtual Transformers Press Conference in Second Life, June 2007
Megan Fox on Alan Alda
�I am pretty sure I am a doppelganger for Alan Alda. I�m a tranny. I�m a man. I�m so painfully insecure. I�m on the verge of vomiting now. I am so horrified that I am here, and embarrassed. I�m scared,�
� Red Carpet Golden Globes 2009
Megan Fox on Farts
�If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it�s like�you can smell the warmth in the fart. My wardrobe on Transformers always smells like farts, and I have no idea why.�
- GQ, October 2008
Megan Fox on Bisexuality
�I think people are born bisexual and the make subconscious choices based on the pressures of society. I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I�m also a hypocrite: I would never date a girl who is bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I�d never sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.�
- Esquire, June 2009
Originally posted on Coed Magazine.
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